The Apple Store Is Full Of Urine



BILLIONAIRE BRAND INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
Who Gets Rich When You Buy Stuff?
forbes.com
Hundreds of billionaires make their fortunes selling consumers apparel, toys, food or electronics. See who's getting richer when you buy your favorite brands.





APPS WE LIKE (SPONSORED... BY US)
There's A New Version Of The Digg App!
itunes.apple.com
So we've gone ahead and released a new version of the Digg app! It's got all the same great stuff as before, plus some new features including categories and something called "dark mode" for all your bad-lighting needs. If you have the means, we highly recommend picking it up (and you do have the means because it's free).





EXCEPT THE DIGG UPDATE, OF COURSE
The Chipotle App Update Is The Most Important App Update
gizmodo.com
If you want to contribute toward the pixelated glory of the species, look away from Foursquare, Uber, Snapchat, Temple Run, "Path," or whatever the hell else. These are sideshows and baubles. Chipotle's first update since 2009 is why tech matters.





WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
Terrifyingly Plausible Ways The Human Race Could Go Extinct That Never Even Occured To You
qz.com
The meteorite that exploded in southern Russia last month and the near-miss asteroid that passed by the same week have more than a few of us pondering humanity’s potential extinction. So here are some ways we could all die that you probably haven't thought of yet.





STAY AWAY FROM THE 'PEE BALLS'
Kids Love The Apple Store So Much They Pee On The Seats
techcrunch.com
Don’t ever sit on the black balls at the kids table in Apple retail stores.